WALDMAN 

A state of paranoia when a fellow employee becomes aware that he or she isn’t as proficient at their job as they thought and other workers are doing a faster, better job. This usually promotes the employee to undermine the other workers by sabotaging dead lines, filing fictitious grievances, or slander.

I heard someone did a WALDMAN on Brian and he missed the deadline for his project.

WALDMAN by Dingo2 November 22, 2006

hailey waldman 

Someone who is incredibly beautiful, sweet, calming to talk to, fun, and down to earth woman you could ever meet. She lights up the room of everywhere she goes and brightens everyone’s lives just by being in it. Words can’t describe how amazing she is.

Person 1: yo did you hear that jack Erickson got to hug Hailey Waldman?
Person 2: awwww that lucky son of a bitch

hailey waldman by Thejackthatsmilesback September 14, 2019

mr.waldman 

A complete fucking asshole

Mr.waldman why are u an asshole

mr.waldman by Mr.waldman February 8, 2018

Danielle Waldman 

Danielle Waldman is a lovely lady who is working on her weight loss journey. She has been trying to work out and eat salads more often. She LOVEEES fruit 🍉. She has a big crush on Swago DDot, (AKA Daniel Bogdanov). My friend enjoys to dance and practice Spanish and Italian. She has Turkish Roots. Her 23&Me says she has ancestors from Israel, Uzbekistan, and Asia.

I love how confident Danielle Waldman is about her weight; She makes me smile :)

Danielle Waldman by Jeremiah Bear 1844 January 9, 2022

owen waldman 

stinky shid boy who can never shower properly the first time around. always has to retry again and again. at least he has perseverance!

wow.. you smell just like Owen Waldman.

owen waldman by swaggyboy47 November 4, 2020

will waldman 

The man who gets the most hoes out of anyone ever.

Hey look! It's Will Waldman! Homeroom senator that gets the most girls!

will waldman by Alex Walters February 1, 2021

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021