W2ish 

Being shady at tax season

These folks acting real w2ish round here.

W2ish by Hazl January 25, 2018

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

wish a nigga would by Bossman999 July 26, 2015

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

wish.com 

a shopping platform where you *may* receive a picture of the item you wish you had bought all at a very reasonable price after 10 weeks of shipping.

hey, check this amazing picture of a remote control car I got off wish.com after ordering a remote control car and waiting 10 weeks to receive it from china

wish.com by coronashoppah May 17, 2020

I wish you would 

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

I wish you would by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.

“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”

Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018