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These folks acting real w2ish round here.
W2ish by Hazl January 25, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass
Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

wish.com 

a shopping platform where you *may* receive a picture of the item you wish you had bought all at a very reasonable price after 10 weeks of shipping.
hey, check this amazing picture of a remote control car I got off wish.com after ordering a remote control car and waiting 10 weeks to receive it from china
wish.com by coronashoppah May 17, 2020

I wish you would 

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !
I wish you would by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.
“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”
Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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