(verb) The act of rejecting your sorry sad life, and replacing it with an online computer game where you can be the hero you wouldn't ever have the stones to be if not hiding behind your computer screen.
Jon was married to my sister, until he w.o.w. ed her away.
When written on the back of a car/truck your passing on the highway; typically means the driver/passengers wants you to whip them out. Also known as whip 'em out wednesday.
"While passing by a truck with wow written on it, one wednesday afternoon, 5 yr old Joy asked 'Daddy what does W.O.W mean?' he said; look at your mother."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.