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Neighbour Vadim 

Life of Boris's most hated neighbour

Always stealing food, uses same pot as Boris and doing other weird stuff behind the scenes

Even his house have fake vodka instead of real one

Vadim is a western spy who can't even squat. Pls send him to gulag thank you.
So, Neighbour Vadim, what have you been cooking here?

Vadim : i cooked poison here

VADIM BLYAT!!!!!
Neighbour Vadim by nightxmared September 4, 2018
A Vadim is a handsome russian boy, that every girl dreams about.
Mostly he has turquiose eyes and an amazing body.
People admire him for beeing smart, sexy and having a great personality.
If a Vadim doesn‘t know you well, he might not talk a lot, which makes him a little mysterious. But when you get to know him, you will realize fast, that he is a funny an caring person. His friends love to hang out with him.
Vadim likes to party and is often found on the dance floor with a drink in his hand.
Even though he is extremely hot and every girl feels attracted to him, he is seeking for real love.
Once he has found his girl, he won‘t let her go and will treat her like a princess. He is a classy guy: true, honest and loving. Unfortunately, that also means, that he can be very jealous. Although Vadim is a friendly person, he wouldn’t hesitate using violence to defend those he loves.
People would kill to look like him, still he‘s very self-critical, sometimes even insecure.

He is a thinker. He worries a lot and struggles with taking things easy.
A Vadim is a smart and ambitious person. He has dreams and pursues his goals.
Nevertheless he can be lazy.
„Wow, how‘s that guy called, everyone is starring at?“
„Don‘t you know him? Thats Vadim!“
Vadim by SmartBart May 7, 2020

Vadim kiss 

A kiss that starts off in an innocent way, but finishes in rapist way.
A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?
Vadim kiss by AnCC March 22, 2010

Vadim Tudor 

I pray to Vadim Tudor every night before i go to sleep and every morning when i wake up.
Vadim Tudor by zimble March 22, 2019
The gopnik neighbour who steals your sausages and burn your fuses by using capitalistic power tools.
"Blyat vadim stole all my sausages! Cyka blin"

"Comrade, keep an eye on vadim, i think he is stealing the sparkplugs from my lada"
Vadim by CouchTatoe May 11, 2020
Vadim is the source of all western spies and western propaganda trying to infiltrate the slav world. The only one who can save us from Vadim is Boris Slav King.
Slav 1: Oy blyat! Someone stole my mayonaise!
Slav 2: It must be Vadim!
Slav 1: Vadim blyat!!
Vadim by Obunga and Gröni February 10, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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