Vunternet

Used in game when an individual has very slow internet, thus slowing everyone else down in the process.

Hey guys, my bad I Vunternetted (DC"d) from the game

by Cheongryong November 30, 2010

Unternet

Real life.

John logged off his computer and entered the unternet.

by LadyGlennGlenn October 20, 2010

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

vinternet

Internet that is only from a wire and not Wi Fi like all clear thinking people have - comes from vintage internet connection and old parents

Man I was over at Saskia's last night and they only have vinternet in the lounge - such a drag we could not send our pix of our vag's to our friends on FB - so 2010, as their parents looked on

by eeyoredonkey March 4, 2011

unternet

When you're not on the internet.

"Joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad."

by Smileifyou'rehappy May 16, 2009

unternet

Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004