Skip to main content

Vulcan Shocker 

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."
John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.
Vulcan Shocker by glenitals.com March 12, 2003
Vulcan Shocker mug front
Get the Vulcan Shocker mug.
See more merch

Vulcan Shocker 

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.
Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Shocker Vulcan Style 

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026