Vrettos 

A vrettos is a very hardworker who is tall and thin like a tree. She is very sensible and acts like a mother, often she goes to bed very early. She enjoys coffee and shredded wheat in very long cups. She is often seen to be carrying a handbag and is often made fun of by her more sarcastic peers. Vrettos often watches small potatoes and is often a very loud and confident singer although quite out of tune. Although sometimes they are made fun of everyone loves a vrettos.

Mr Rood- Have you seen Vrettos and her handbag?
Baz- I think i saw her with her long mug heading early to maths

Vrettos by baznbink June 21, 2021

Vretos 

A method of confirming one has no sexually transmitted diseases via one of his/her ex-partners confirming that they have no diseases. The time frame for positive results using said method is aproximately six months.

"Jon passed his annual Vretos when Christine informed him that she had a clean bill of health."

Vretos by fishbags April 4, 2008