Vrettos 

A vrettos is a very hardworker who is tall and thin like a tree. She is very sensible and acts like a mother, often she goes to bed very early. She enjoys coffee and shredded wheat in very long cups. She is often seen to be carrying a handbag and is often made fun of by her more sarcastic peers. Vrettos often watches small potatoes and is often a very loud and confident singer although quite out of tune. Although sometimes they are made fun of everyone loves a vrettos.

Mr Rood- Have you seen Vrettos and her handbag?
Baz- I think i saw her with her long mug heading early to maths

Vrettos by baznbink June 21, 2021

Vretos 

A method of confirming one has no sexually transmitted diseases via one of his/her ex-partners confirming that they have no diseases. The time frame for positive results using said method is aproximately six months.

"Jon passed his annual Vretos when Christine informed him that she had a clean bill of health."

Vretos by fishbags April 4, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012