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As she was traveling through newark, nj she said, “I’m in the vows of New Jersey.”
vows by ninjamaster November 25, 2022

Vows of Korrui 

The Vows are recited from the Büq o' Ksadowce by Korrui 13-year-olds during their Spanllas and are again recited by both bride and groom at a traditional Korrui wedding. Vows of Korrui are as follows:
"On my soul I vow
To never fight back until I or another have been stuck,
To do all within my power to keep every living thing out of pain's way,
To think of the wellbeing and not the comfort, of others before I think of myself at all times,
To never let pride keep me from gain,
To never steal,
To always repay all my debts owed once able,
To always respect every living thing as I respect myself,
To never treat any living thing as anymore or less than an equal,
To protect my chosen family,
To always choose the lesser of two evils,

To always trying too find the path of least harm,
To tell lies only when necessary in order too protect another living thing from death,

To never willingly choose to give up what I cannot bear to lose,
To never cry for things I had not fought to keep,
To never bring my own, my friends', or chosen family's downfall,
To never judge others,
To defend others from untrue accusations,
To be kind to all,
To be calm in the face of danger,
To be brave when I or others feel fear,
To be courageous in all I do,
To be honorable in the way I live and treat others."
Vows of Korrui are recited as part of the Spanlla ceremony.
Vows of Korrui by Reyna Jones December 22, 2020

Ghetto Vows 

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.
Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.
Ghetto Vows by anonymous June 16, 2021

Divorce vows

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
Divorce vows by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021

Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience
Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

The Vows of Korrui

The rules of the Korrui religion.

The Vows of Korrui as listed from the Büq o' Ksadowce are as follows:
1. "I vow to not fight back until you have hit the ground at least once, unless necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
2. "I vow to not tell lies, must necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
3. "I vow to only use supplies that were either given to you, made by you, were found by you, or were bought by you for any project."
4. "I vow to always repays my debts."
5. "I vow to never choose to give up what I cannot bear to loose."
6. "I vow to never weep for chose not to fight for to keep."
7. "I vow to do no harm."
The Vows of Korrui are listed in the Büq o' Ksadowce
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