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When a male species spins a bottle of alcohol beverage up In the air, so he can skull it back in one go to impress a wahine, in hopes she’ll be impressed and end up giving him some teke, that is called a vorteke
Hey wiremu give us a vorteke,

Chur girl I gotchu (does vorteke)
Mean woods is that us

(Wiremu & Rangi disappears to the back of the garage)

To be continued...
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An (island slang) alternate to the verb 'Vortex' where one spins a bottle of typically alcohol and skulls it.
Bro give us a vorteke
*proceeds to spin a Long White forming a vorteke and skulking it
Vorteke by Nieqq October 12, 2019
A Vorteke is when a male likes to show other males by using a bottle of alcohol, that he can lick the shaft, Suck the tip, deepthroat and swallow the fluid!
Male 1 : Give us a Vorteke G
Male 2 : *Does Vorteke
Male 1 : *Gets Hard
Vorteke by BruhYeahNah January 25, 2021

Vorteke King 

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Vortexerix

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Vortexerix by CarbonationKing January 30, 2022

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness 

My friend.
(this word) is cool!

Vortexers 

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.
All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.
Vortexers by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015
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