Von Steuben 

boring ass school in chicago. theres literally no fights and when there is its boring asl. the gyms are nasty as fuck, touch that shit once and you got aids or some shit. the river at the back is basically filled with cum and std’s everywhere since everyone basically fucks there. the lunchroom is musty asf and if you actually sit there ur a fucking loser. like man at least go to the auditorium or something.

“yo what school u go to?”
“i go to von steuben”
“aw hell naw bruh 💀”

Von Steuben by 3inchdestroyer November 12, 2021

Von Steuben 

A (Chicago) school. It is full of mold. Messy education. Is not diverse in sports.

I don't go to Von Steuben.

Von Steuben by blanket rag man March 24, 2021

Baron Von Steuben 

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

Baron Von Steuben by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024