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Von Douche 

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.
1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"
Von Douche by The Sneak September 15, 2004
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Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter
Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!
Von Douchebag by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.
Whatever Claus von Douchenburg
Claus von Douchenburg by snyper84 August 26, 2009

Von Douchebag

Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.

Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.

She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.

Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Von Douchebag by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010

Von Douched 

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
Von Douched by Hostile October 25, 2005

Baron Von Douchenstein 

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
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