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When something is extremely disgusting and grim. Derived from the adjective vulgar.

Tyrone: Ayy nigga how was Biancas head last night?
Romell: Shit dawg I cummed all up in her face and didn’t let the bitch wash it off for 5 hours.
Tyrone: Damn nigga that’s volif, that ol’ hoe sure knows how to suck a mean dick.

Volif by Stunnahoe April 3, 2019

volitics

Politics related to a volunteer organization, often a volunteer fire department or ambulance service.

At the last department meeting, we discussed changing the color of the garage doors for an hour. I'm fed up with the volitics.

volitics by 3-16-0 September 3, 2013

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Volibear

A champion from a game called League of Legends. He is an annoying ass bear who can get fed easily...He always loves to hide in bushes and anal fuck everyone he sees go into the bush or remotely near the bush. Another thing, he loves to fuck up peoples day and life! Also, if you are reading this while playing LoL or you play LoL..DO NOT FUCKING FEED THE BEAR PLEASE!

An annoying ass bear...who can fuck up your day instantly and badly.
"WHO FED VOLIBEAR!?!"
"Whoever fed the bear...gtfo.."
"Stop bush-camping you damn bear!"

Volibear by Cpt Demonizer October 23, 2016

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vilify

speak about in an abusively disparaging manner

"All affluent people are blunt, superficial, and dogmatic!", said Pepe. I replied, "There is no need to vilify a group of people you haven't even met!"

vilify by Pepe le pew July 16, 2014

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volibear

it is a fucking fed bear

lets gtfo that bush has a volibear

volibear by yhfhgf September 30, 2014

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Volafile

A great service ruined by creeps, when used by normal people it was to share old collectors documents, or out of print books that have been scanned in or coverted to pdfs ect great alt for copy doctor r.i.p copy doctor

R.I.P Volafile you were, like. pretty good.

Go to volafile and find free documents so you dont spend £400 on books

Volafile by FitzJ August 6, 2021

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voldface

An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.

Me: Gosh I have a headache.

VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.

Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.

voldface by voldbyter February 21, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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