Voice Mail

When yo momma yells in an envelope.

"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."

by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009

Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.

"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."

by skm7227 April 18, 2010

voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

voice mail hell

When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.

I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?

by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006

voice mail bankruptcy

Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.

Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.

by JRK STP July 26, 2007

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009