Vlexing
Vlexing by Beautiful tragedy January 17, 2015
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Vlexing
Annoying White Girl: Oh myyy gassh! My vaccine post got 20,000 likes!
Person: Emma, you should stop Vlexing on people for likes. People are dying to this disease you pig.
Person: Emma, you should stop Vlexing on people for likes. People are dying to this disease you pig.
Vloxing Day
the day after valentines day. the boxing day of valentines day.
this holiday is celebrated by carving a face in a hollowed out watermelon.this is referred to as a Lloyd-o-lantern. (Jack's fruity cousin). the day is also celebrated by snacking on sale priced heart shaped chocolates and cinnamon hearts
this holiday is celebrated by carving a face in a hollowed out watermelon.this is referred to as a Lloyd-o-lantern. (Jack's fruity cousin). the day is also celebrated by snacking on sale priced heart shaped chocolates and cinnamon hearts
Once the red streamers and heart decor came down, Kaitlyn celebrated Vloxing day with her friends byt eating the watermelon remains in front of the warm glow of their Lloyd-o-Lantern
Vloxing Day by NMcPh February 15, 2008
vexing me
Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?
Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!
Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!
vexing me by ChunkyBrown May 1, 2016
vexing
The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
vexing by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
vexing it
vexing it by thebigandydandy April 23, 2021
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