Vlarity

I got a syndicate haircut. Mike suffocates me while I play fortnite and Wendy has a gun to my head. I love to lick the crusty skin flakes off jasmines dead crusty asshole. I'm also known for being on mein kampf with Synchronity the best aw duo. I also kissed Mrs Clarks ass.

I am Vlarity and i have syndicate flick ups

Vlarity by Brock Mills May 7, 2018

Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

Breast-Volarity Curve by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014

Volarity 

The importance of something.

At the time I didn't understand the volarity of cheating.

Volarity by Rustzalio June 6, 2023

varity 

Alternative spelling of "variety" used to trick someone into calling you out for a typo when it was intentional.

Boss: Hey, why did you put the word "varity" instead of "variety" in the report, get that fixed or else!

You: Thanks for confirming that you read the report for once.

varity by OwenMcOwenface June 22, 2022