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varity

Alternative spelling of "variety" used to trick someone into calling you out for a typo when it was intentional.
Boss: Hey, why did you put the word "varity" instead of "variety" in the report, get that fixed or else!

You: Thanks for confirming that you read the report for once.
by OwenMcOwenface June 22, 2022
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Variety Splash

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash
Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?
by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020
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Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011
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vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
by DaveHill February 13, 2008
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Verity

She's beautiful. She's the most favorite friend of all. She doesn't get angry. She's funny. She's smart. A friend who you can tell all your problems. A good keeper. The type of girl whom every guy likes. The best person you'll ever met.
Guy1: Man, I love Verity.
Guy2: Everyone loves Verity, man.
by the bad bij February 2, 2020
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vanitys enemy

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.
The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
by Daily GDer October 29, 2010
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vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;
{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008
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