varity 

Alternative spelling of "variety" used to trick someone into calling you out for a typo when it was intentional.

Boss: Hey, why did you put the word "varity" instead of "variety" in the report, get that fixed or else!

You: Thanks for confirming that you read the report for once.

varity by OwenMcOwenface June 22, 2022

Variety Splash 

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

Variety Splash by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008

Verity 

She's beautiful. She's the most favorite friend of all. She doesn't get angry. She's funny. She's smart. A friend who you can tell all your problems. A good keeper. The type of girl whom every guy likes. The best person you'll ever met.

Guy1: Man, I love Verity.
Guy2: Everyone loves Verity, man.

Verity by the bad bij February 2, 2020

vanitys enemy 

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

vanitys enemy by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush 

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;]

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008