A Swiss company that produces the classic Swiss Army Knife collection. Victorinox also owns Wenger, another company that makes Swiss Army Knives. There are many different kinds of SAKs of many different sizes. Some have USB drives on them, lights, pens, all kinds of tools, even MP3 players.

Having a Swiss Army Knife is a good idea. You should get one of the small ones at least to put on your keychain. Add in a classic Leatherman and you're ready for anything.

Dude 1: "Woah, dude, where'd ya get that Victorinox knife from? It looks like something out of the old MacGyver shows dude."

dude 2: "Yeah, word."

Dude 1: "What'll they come out with next?"

Dude 2: "We'll see. It'll be cool fa sho."

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victorino

The coolest person you'll ever meet. Pretty damn honest and it's not afraid to speak his mind.

Do you have class with Victorino? He's has the coolest class ever

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Shane Victorino

The most exciting player in the game of baseball because of his extreme speed, consistent average, and clutch ability. Nicknamed the Flyin' Hawaiian, he was one of the key components of the Phillies' 2008 World Championship campaign, hitting .293 in the regular season. Hit a key GRAND SLAM against former Cy Young winner, CC Sabathia in the NLDS against the Brewers.

The Flyin' Hawaiian, Shane Victorino, just stole 2nd, 3rd, and home against the Chokers aka the New York Mets to win the game. Gotta love their bullpen!

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VICTORINO

Victorino is the love of my life <3

Victorino is the love of my life.

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vitorio

Vitorio is so awesome, vitorio is caring, nice, and funny. It doesn't matter when he's mean because I know he doesn't mean it. Vitorio is well meaning and comforting and doesn't say something mean unless he means it. Vitorio is a good friend to have but also a very handsome boy. Vitorio is my heart and soul. To all the vitorios out there, but mainly one,

ily !!

Vitorio is short as heck lol.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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