Vitezslav

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He’s a softie and needs his friends. Sometimes he’s crying, and that’s okay because it’s normal. When he’s crying, hug him. Just hold him and tell him, that you are here for him. Don’t laugh at him please. He’s always trying to be funny. Sometimes it is a little awkward, but don’t be mean. He’s just trying to impress you and make you happy. Don’t let any Vitezslav drown in their own feelings and thoughts- they are overthinkers.

Vitezslav: *crying*
You: *going to hug him, saying “I’m here for you, you can tell me anything”*

Vitezslav by Žabáček <33 January 2, 2022

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vitezslav

Tall white Czech motherfucker, who sails on his dad. This guy is shit at sailing and should probably drown. This guy has a small dick and likes searching up my name when i dont know him.

Allen: Yo slave
vitezslav: im not black
Allen: yh i know white slave
vitezslav : wdym?
Allen: vitezslav = vite(white) slave

Allen: should've czeched before you searched my name

vitezslav by Notvitezslav February 28, 2019

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Vítězslav

Vítězslav is a slavic name. The origin of the name is from connecting two words, winner + famous. Vítězslav is strong alpha male. He seeks fighting to death with other alphas, but he is also very friendly. He is never gay and also never late. He loves women as much as weapons and medieval armor. Vítězslav can be easily pissed of if someone makes fun of his height or his closest friends. He usually lives in a forest or mountains. He also likes to eat small animals alive for pleasure, which is kinda weird.

Hey bro, i have moths in my room, could you call Vítězslav to get me rid off them?

Vítězslav by Slav Prince November 21, 2021

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vítězslav blaha

He is The best person in The entire world

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

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Vítězslav Blaha

He is the best person in The entire world.

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

Vítězslav Blaha by Bebeko12345 May 19, 2021

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Vitelavadina

the 4 hottest girl in the world. so clapped, so wifed. the 4 of them combined is the best woman ever
Vita- Fattest ass in the world
Eliza- smarty party
ava- bombastic slay monkey
medina- down bad girl ong

Boy #1: man my girlfrined broke up with me, she was a hoe anyway
boy#2: you deserve better, go find yourself a vitelavadina

Vitelavadina by vitelavadina June 8, 2023

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višeslav

Višeslav is old Serbian name and stereotypes of person with that name are: enormous big penis,talent for a basketball and beautiful style

Višeslav is so smart and beautiful!

višeslav by Serbian October 7, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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