Visser

(v): To masturbate in university buildings.

"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"

by coke1221 October 7, 2011

Visser

Dutch word for any man with an underdeveloped penis who doesn't shower frequently enough.

Susan, how did your date go?

Horribly! The guy seemed OK, but then when we went back to his place, he turned out to be a visser!

by Zaphod Beeblebrox III February 2, 2010

Sean Visser

a fun, potsmoking, hung-like-a-gigolo, great guy. usually prefers big boobs and big asses (more cushin for the pushin), and loves making love to the short ones. This sean is overwhelmed with all the boobs in the world that it starts to drive you crazy. this sean also loves tite pussys and loves to get blowjobs. suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone. this aint no one way street ladies.

sean visser likes ass, tits, and most of all pussy(preferably tite).

by kingdingaling306 December 9, 2010

Stephan Visser

A Greek god with a huge heart and huge penis. A perfectionist and perfect in every way.

STEPHAN VISSER IS A GOD.

by MysticReader August 15, 2022

Blake visser

Man with overly large horse cock.

Blake visser.

by shitface23789 April 25, 2023

Viser Grip

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.

"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"

by Sugar33 May 17, 2008

visceral

Lotus Exige

Of, relating to, or arising from one's mental or spiritual being: inner, interior, internal, intimate, inward. Slang gut. See body.
Derived from or prompted by a natural tendency or impulse: instinctive, instinctual, intuitive.

Riding in the Lotus Exige can only be described as a Visceral experiance.

by scbeachgirl August 31, 2008