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A nickname for the service of virus and spyware removal.
Hi I'm having a tech work on my computer for a vispy service, I recently got several virus's
Vispy by KLVK September 20, 2010
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n. An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and whisky through an oral process known as "gargling".
Hey, bartender can you pour me a Visky...no need to dirty a glass.

Drew fell asleep on that toddler because of all that visky he drank.
Visky by DR.Dilts September 25, 2009
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Someone who claims he`s a hippie, e.g. supports the tibetan cause, recycles, but in reality lives a VIP lifestyle.
"That Monica, she`s always blabbing about poor kids in the third world and the environment, yet she drives a Mercedes"

"Yeah, that`s because a total vippy"
Has a crush likes the fuck girls real good. Has a bestie named Jacob and Robert. Really likes her.
Damn Vishy really loves her!
vishy by Vishne October 2, 2020
the dialect that 40% of Filipinos speak
Most Visayans can speak Tagalog but not many Tagalogs can speak Visayan.
Visayan by Mr Wall June 7, 2007

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007
Today, my dog seems more visp than usual
visp by scaraman January 8, 2012
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