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virtainty 

describing the feeling of virtual certainty that something must be true, because it has the most Google hits.
"Its a virtainty, that many people can't be wrong!"

" I have a virtainty that is true....."
virtainty by Timhobart December 31, 2005
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To drink 1/10 of a 26'er but act/claim to have drank a 40 of hard liquor.
Josh: Wow, that dude is totally wasted!
Vince: No, he just pulled a virtanen... he barely touched that bottle.
Virtanen by crazybiatch69 August 3, 2009

Virgahoe 

To commitv inappropriate sexual jestyurs, positions, situations or physical contact with one or more people without actually engaging in sexual intercourse. Thus leaving the vitctim feeling uncomfortable and akward.

Inappropriate, misleading, unecessary sexual behavior
Dude at your party i spent two hours flirting with this hot chick and we didn't even fuck, what a virgahoe.
Virgahoe by Holiorthantho122 December 30, 2010

Virthday 

A birthday that occurs on Valentine's Day.
Happy Virthday Norm!
Virthday by darkedgex February 14, 2014

Santeri Virtanen

Santeri keeps a lot of children in his basement. He plays ice hockey and fight polar bears in finland.
Santeri Virtanen is a childish moe lester.
Santeri Virtanen by Bobaboi October 24, 2022
A sudden inability to speak coherently, charaterizedby extreme stuttering or incoherent babbling; Paraphasia
Heavy virtation is a common symptom of stroke.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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