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virtainty 

describing the feeling of virtual certainty that something must be true, because it has the most Google hits.
"Its a virtainty, that many people can't be wrong!"

" I have a virtainty that is true....."
virtainty by Timhobart December 31, 2005
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To drink 1/10 of a 26'er but act/claim to have drank a 40 of hard liquor.
Josh: Wow, that dude is totally wasted!
Vince: No, he just pulled a virtanen... he barely touched that bottle.
Virtanen by crazybiatch69 August 3, 2009

Virgahoe 

To commitv inappropriate sexual jestyurs, positions, situations or physical contact with one or more people without actually engaging in sexual intercourse. Thus leaving the vitctim feeling uncomfortable and akward.

Inappropriate, misleading, unecessary sexual behavior
Dude at your party i spent two hours flirting with this hot chick and we didn't even fuck, what a virgahoe.
Virgahoe by Holiorthantho122 December 30, 2010

Virthday 

A birthday that occurs on Valentine's Day.
Happy Virthday Norm!
Virthday by darkedgex February 14, 2014

Santeri Virtanen

Santeri keeps a lot of children in his basement. He plays ice hockey and fight polar bears in finland.
Santeri Virtanen is a childish moe lester.
Santeri Virtanen by Bobaboi October 24, 2022
A sudden inability to speak coherently, charaterizedby extreme stuttering or incoherent babbling; Paraphasia
Heavy virtation is a common symptom of stroke.