Virgincut 

when you go to the barbers and ask for this, this is an instant cut for virgins. and the trim will consist of a bowl cut cross between a pony tail.

i want to die a virgin
say no more...
instant Virgincut

Virgincut by Big brown 69 April 20, 2018

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

nigger virginity by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

virginest 

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)

Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”

virginest by mamipastrami January 17, 2018

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.

I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

Virginity by Why am I in existence August 27, 2020

Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.

"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"

Virginity Shield Activate by MEPEnisSmall November 8, 2018