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Virginaphobia 

The fear of firing a Virgin. I think Miley Cyrus is one.
See also, virgin
Caution, this May or may not make you horny, do not read in public!

Suzy was a Virginaphobia victim living in a catholic family. One day she and her boyfriend were at a truck stop. She was just so horny she couldn't take it. She slid her hands down her boyfriends pants and tickled him. He grabbed her by the cheeks and they proceeded to kiss passionately. She pulled away and he kissed down her neck, licking and sucking her. He undid her bra with his teeth and ripped open her shirt, aggressively kissing her breasts.
Soon they were on the floor of the bathroom, her bare legs wrapped around his torso. He thrust his thick dick into her and she moaned.
She then stood up, put on her clothes, and said "thanks for curing my fear" before leaving him naked and Wet on the floor of the woman's restroom. He was later arrested.
Virginaphobia by CowSex December 23, 2013
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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