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Virginaphobia 

The fear of firing a Virgin. I think Miley Cyrus is one.
See also, virgin
Caution, this May or may not make you horny, do not read in public!

Suzy was a Virginaphobia victim living in a catholic family. One day she and her boyfriend were at a truck stop. She was just so horny she couldn't take it. She slid her hands down her boyfriends pants and tickled him. He grabbed her by the cheeks and they proceeded to kiss passionately. She pulled away and he kissed down her neck, licking and sucking her. He undid her bra with his teeth and ripped open her shirt, aggressively kissing her breasts.
Soon they were on the floor of the bathroom, her bare legs wrapped around his torso. He thrust his thick dick into her and she moaned.
She then stood up, put on her clothes, and said "thanks for curing my fear" before leaving him naked and Wet on the floor of the woman's restroom. He was later arrested.
Virginaphobia by CowSex December 23, 2013
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Virginaphonic

Being very vocal about ones virginity, and often repeating this information of said virginity (supposed or real).
Madge was being very virginaphonic the other day, and couldn't stop telling the boys about how pure she was.
Virginaphonic by BrickTracy February 2, 2010

vaginaphobia 

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005

virginitaphobia

the fear that one will never loose their virginity. Often an irrational fear.
lorenzo was glad to have sex with logan, because he had been suffering from virginitaphobia for many years.
virginitaphobia by thenameless__ January 8, 2009

virginphobia 

the genuine and long lasting fear of genshin impact players that can result in constant vomiting and suicide
“whats is called when i’m scared of genshin players?” “oh that’s virginphobia!”
virginphobia by nat☺️ August 21, 2021

vaginaphobia 

the fear of a vagina anywhere near you
david: hey sam, did you hear about simon's vaginaphobia?
sam: what the fuck, that dude must be gay if hes got vaginaphobia!
david: man, i heard you had vaginaphobia
sam: urm no? im not gay dude
vaginaphobia by femaleboss123lol December 29, 2013

Virginophobia  

The unjust, morally wrong and socially arrogant fear or disgust of having sexual intentions with someone who is a virgin, or has chosen a life of chastity. In some cases, people with this phobia can not manage to be seen with one, touching one, or even talking to one.
tweedle-dee: Dude, are you still seeing sandra tonight?
tweedle-DUM: Nope. I found out that she's a virgin. I have Virginophobia
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