1. A name so unnecessarily sexy it sounds like something you'd scream by accident during a very confusing dream.
2. A rare mythical creature known for ghosting you after making eye contact across the bar, buying you a tequila shot, and whispering "I'm emotionally unavailable" in flawless Italian.
3. A word you can shout during moments of passion, battle, or while failing to parallel park:
"VIRDI-CIOOO!"
(Translation: “Oops, my bad.”)
4. Side effects of encountering a Virdicio may include: weak knees, questionable life decisions, and waking up in a velvet robe that isn't yours.
2. A rare mythical creature known for ghosting you after making eye contact across the bar, buying you a tequila shot, and whispering "I'm emotionally unavailable" in flawless Italian.
3. A word you can shout during moments of passion, battle, or while failing to parallel park:
"VIRDI-CIOOO!"
(Translation: “Oops, my bad.”)
4. Side effects of encountering a Virdicio may include: weak knees, questionable life decisions, and waking up in a velvet robe that isn't yours.
"Last night I moaned 'Virdicio' in my sleep and now my Alexa won't make eye contact with me."
"She said she wanted a stable man, but then Virdicio walked in wearing a mesh shirt and a smirk, and now she’s googling how to break up with her therapist."
"She said she wanted a stable man, but then Virdicio walked in wearing a mesh shirt and a smirk, and now she’s googling how to break up with her therapist."
by blinky July 06, 2025