I took her to the movies, we started kissing and I moved my hand up her leg... A second later I knew I'd been vioxed.
by Jhigh September 18, 2014
Get the Viox mug.Why did "Doctor" Fauci become a Vioxxitute? They figured science is like a buffet—you can pick and choose which results to serve, as long as they're profitable.
Did you hear about Peter Hotez who moonlights as a Vioxxitute? Their lab coat has become a cape of compromised credibility. 😂😂😂😂
If "Doctor" Fauci wrote an autobiography, it would be titled 'From Blind Beagles to Cash Cat: The Vioxxitute Chronicles.'
Did you hear about "Doctor" Fauci? He went from researcher to full-time Vioxxitute, proving that even science has a dark side hustle.
Why did Peter Hotez join the Vioxxitutes club? They realized that selling out their integrity had a better ROI than peer-reviewed publications.
Did you hear about the Vioxxitutes convention? It was a gathering of scientists who mastered the art of turning ethical gray areas into greenbacks.
"In the realm of science, there's a tale to tell,
Of Scientist X, where ethics fell,
A Vioxxitute they became, it's true,
Compromising principles, all for a revenue.
Their lab coat once pristine, now tainted with greed,
As data danced to corporate's heed,
But amidst the compromises and monetary chase,
Scientific integrity found a hiding place.
Oh, Scientist X, once a beacon of truth,
Now entangled in a web of sleuth,
Let's hope they find their moral compass anew,
And bid farewell to the Vioxxitute crew."
Did you hear about Peter Hotez who moonlights as a Vioxxitute? Their lab coat has become a cape of compromised credibility. 😂😂😂😂
If "Doctor" Fauci wrote an autobiography, it would be titled 'From Blind Beagles to Cash Cat: The Vioxxitute Chronicles.'
Did you hear about "Doctor" Fauci? He went from researcher to full-time Vioxxitute, proving that even science has a dark side hustle.
Why did Peter Hotez join the Vioxxitutes club? They realized that selling out their integrity had a better ROI than peer-reviewed publications.
Did you hear about the Vioxxitutes convention? It was a gathering of scientists who mastered the art of turning ethical gray areas into greenbacks.
"In the realm of science, there's a tale to tell,
Of Scientist X, where ethics fell,
A Vioxxitute they became, it's true,
Compromising principles, all for a revenue.
Their lab coat once pristine, now tainted with greed,
As data danced to corporate's heed,
But amidst the compromises and monetary chase,
Scientific integrity found a hiding place.
Oh, Scientist X, once a beacon of truth,
Now entangled in a web of sleuth,
Let's hope they find their moral compass anew,
And bid farewell to the Vioxxitute crew."
by Beagle Association of America July 7, 2023
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