Vilhelm is the ultimate ladiesman. A real Vilhelm is from Scandinavia and attracts the finest girls. He has a unique and abnormally large penis that has the nickname "Pussy-destroyer". Altogether, he is every girls wet dream.
Girl1: OMG! He is so hot. What's his name?
Girl2: Mmmm! That's Vilhelm. *bites lip*
The firstname Vilhelm is the true and most noble of all spelling variations. It is best combined with the Royal name Boldt, Vilhelm Boldt - resulting in the most unique, perfect and non-circumcised type of men. People refering themselves as Vilhelm Boldt usually call themselves atheists until later in puberty they discover that they are gods.
Combine a sextoy, the perfect pesonality and genes of Aryan and you will have a Vilhelm!
A swedish fish, often found in places around Sweden. Not often found within their actual country in which they're from. Usually they're complaining about how bad surrounding countries are, compared to "Sweden".
Some things a swedish fish would say:
"Sweden is real" such a Vilhelm
"I'm not a fish" said Vilhelm
"I don't like Norway" said the swedish fish called Vilhelm
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!