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vilhelmiina 

A random Finnish name no one foreign can pronounce.
Person called Vilhelmiina: "Say my name."
Person: "vJIILhelJMinja"
vilhelmiina by Viltz September 17, 2016
Vilhelm is the ultimate ladiesman. A real Vilhelm is from Scandinavia and attracts the finest girls. He has a unique and abnormally large penis that has the nickname "Pussy-destroyer". Altogether, he is every girls wet dream.
Girl1: OMG! He is so hot. What's his name?
Girl2: Mmmm! That's Vilhelm. *bites lip*
Vilhelms is a sexy guy who likes to train a lot. He is always cool and the girls love him.
Girl: OMG, did you see that guy the other day! He was soooo cute!
Other Girl: Yeah it was a Vilhelm! He is so sexy.
vilhelm by Vilhelm är en snyg kile November 21, 2016
The firstname Vilhelm is the true and most noble of all spelling variations. It is best combined with the Royal name Boldt, Vilhelm Boldt - resulting in the most unique, perfect and non-circumcised type of men. People refering themselves as Vilhelm Boldt usually call themselves atheists until later in puberty they discover that they are gods.

Combine a sextoy, the perfect pesonality and genes of Aryan and you will have a Vilhelm!
Vilhelm is such a sexobject!
Vilhelm is a god!
vilhelm by Boldtilicious December 12, 2016
A swedish fish, often found in places around Sweden. Not often found within their actual country in which they're from. Usually they're complaining about how bad surrounding countries are, compared to "Sweden".

Some things a swedish fish would say:
"Sweden is real" such a Vilhelm
"I'm not a fish" said Vilhelm
"I don't like Norway" said the swedish fish called Vilhelm
vilhelm by hahalaifhaha June 19, 2017

vilhelmina 

A woman who’s always late but you can’t stay mad at
I’m waiting for vilhelmina for about 20 mins now what is wrong with her
vilhelmina by Heletivl September 6, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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