Vidslack 

(English)-Noun. Vidslack is a post pandemic re-pandemic created as early late March 2020 and still in effect to this day and likely onwards for a few generations as a result of the Covid 19 2 year shutdowns. While Covid was a viral pandemic, Vidslack is a mental pandemic.

Vidslack currently affects large swaths of the global population with more acute infection cases being within countries that deployed unreasonably long and ridiculous shelter-in-place lockdowns and work from home policies.

Main examples of one infected with Vidslack include:
-Being healthy and within low risk windows but still wearing a mask everywhere.
-Driving in a car by yourself while wearing a mask.
-Getting the covid vaccine and all the boosters in 2021 and 2022 but also getting infected with covid in 2023- Because you believed the covid vaccine would work.
-Denying that the vaccine has serious side effects while young normal healthy athletes in large numbers are falling down with serious heart complications
-Still opting to work fully remote when your employer has opened the office a year ago and your job entails much collaboration with other collogues and teams.
-Being unemployed for over 9 months for no other reason other than that many job positions are not remote
-Not answering emails or following through on basic tasks/requests despite being asked polity 12 times over the course of 3 weeks.
-Looking forward to more future shelter in place lockdowns.

Dude what the fuck? I asked Brenda to send the fax 9 hours ago 3 times via text and email!!

-Yeah well what do you expect? Shes got the Vidslack.

How do you know that?

She drove her Prius (or a Subaru Forester) with a mask on to the office today. Maybe she was too tied up watching an MSNBC podcast on her iphone.

Vidslack by Wutwutintha September 21, 2023