Vidslack
(English)-Noun. Vidslack is a post pandemic re-pandemic created as early late March 2020 and still in effect to this day and likely onwards for a few generations as a result of the Covid 19 2 year shutdowns. While Covid was a viral pandemic, Vidslack is a mental pandemic.
Vidslack currently affects large swaths of the global population with more acute infection cases being within countries that deployed unreasonably long and ridiculous shelter-in-place lockdowns and work from home policies.
Main examples of one infected with Vidslack include:
-Being healthy and within low risk windows but still wearing a mask everywhere.
-Driving in a car by yourself while wearing a mask.
-Getting the covid vaccine and all the boosters in 2021 and 2022 but also getting infected with covid in 2023- Because you believed the covid vaccine would work.
-Denying that the vaccine has serious side effects while young normal healthy athletes in large numbers are falling down with serious heart complications
-Still opting to work fully remote when your employer has opened the office a year ago and your job entails much collaboration with other collogues and teams.
-Being unemployed for over 9 months for no other reason other than that many job positions are not remote
-Not answering emails or following through on basic tasks/requests despite being asked polity 12 times over the course of 3 weeks.
-Looking forward to more future shelter in place lockdowns.
Vidslack currently affects large swaths of the global population with more acute infection cases being within countries that deployed unreasonably long and ridiculous shelter-in-place lockdowns and work from home policies.
Main examples of one infected with Vidslack include:
-Being healthy and within low risk windows but still wearing a mask everywhere.
-Driving in a car by yourself while wearing a mask.
-Getting the covid vaccine and all the boosters in 2021 and 2022 but also getting infected with covid in 2023- Because you believed the covid vaccine would work.
-Denying that the vaccine has serious side effects while young normal healthy athletes in large numbers are falling down with serious heart complications
-Still opting to work fully remote when your employer has opened the office a year ago and your job entails much collaboration with other collogues and teams.
-Being unemployed for over 9 months for no other reason other than that many job positions are not remote
-Not answering emails or following through on basic tasks/requests despite being asked polity 12 times over the course of 3 weeks.
-Looking forward to more future shelter in place lockdowns.
Dude what the fuck? I asked Brenda to send the fax 9 hours ago 3 times via text and email!!
-Yeah well what do you expect? Shes got the Vidslack.
How do you know that?
She drove her Prius (or a Subaru Forester) with a mask on to the office today. Maybe she was too tied up watching an MSNBC podcast on her iphone.
-Yeah well what do you expect? Shes got the Vidslack.
How do you know that?
She drove her Prius (or a Subaru Forester) with a mask on to the office today. Maybe she was too tied up watching an MSNBC podcast on her iphone.
Vidslack by Wutwutintha September 21, 2023
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