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Video Professor

A nasty little tape worm that will suck the money out of you for the rest of your life if you allow him to infect you.

Video professor says that you can try his shitty product for free but fails to mention the fine print: the fine print states that you agree to be charged $80 to hundreds of dollars a month for other CD's and you may not even get the CD's.

The internet is filled with people who were deceived by this lying bag of shit and are either having hundreds of dollars a month being charged to their credit cards or having hundreds of dollars being taken out of their bank accounts with no way to stop it.

Customer service sucks and will make it almost impossible (if it is even possible) to stop the charges.

DONT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!
Wife: "Ah yes our monthly credit statements just came in the mail hun. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

Husband: "What's the matter?"

Wife: "we have been charged $180 dollars on our credit card! But we hardly even used it this month."

Husband: "Whats it for?"

Wife: "Video professor..."

Husband: "Those bastards. Im calling those assholes right now! (Dials video professor)"

Rep 1: "Hello this is Ron from Video Professor how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 1: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 2: "Hello I am Hubbard how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 2: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 3: "Hello I am Smith how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your shitty company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything! How many times am I going to explain this??! "

Rep 4: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 5: "Hello I am Monson how may I help you?"

Husband: "I JUST WANT A FUCKING REFUND!!! "

(Rep hangs up)
Video Professor by FennecFox444 October 18, 2012
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Professional Ass Video 

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.
Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026