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A person if their life depended on it can't hang for crap.
David: Lets stay up past 10 P.M. to play league of legends.
Jose: Sure
Vidal: No I'm already sleepy from not working a whole week straight.
David: Stop Vidalling
Vidalling by VIrla July 22, 2014
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A person who is bad at their job and uses excuses to cover up their inadequacy. This person will also tend to use social media or other forms of social recognition to gloat about any small accomplishment they make regardless of how trivial.
Workplace Environment Scenario:

Employee 1: Damn its so hot in the kitchen, I need another smoke break. Before I head out let's take a photo and tag our store to show how the boys get shit done in the kitchen.

Employee 2: Brah, I'm not your boy. Quit vidalling over there and get back to work. No one gives a shit about the photo. You signed up to work in a kitchen -- its always hot. This is this the 3rd time today I needed to pick up your slack.
Vidalling by OptimusPrime5005 November 14, 2022
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The act of drawing attention to yourself in order to detract people away from your own personal limitations or personal performance issues.

NOTE: Vidalling is easily spotted on online chat rooms such as Discord, Groupme, Slack, etc,. The person that is vidalling is usually a low performer on any given team, yet will talk as if they are god's gift to the organization. Other words to describe a Vidaller include, shmuck, idiot, or plonker.
Context: Group of delivery drivers messaging on a shared team chat room.

Vidal: Hey Guys! Check out this picture of me working so hard in this heat. Be sure to stay hydrated! We are the best!
Vidal: image of the said picture
John: Dude, you are 30 stops behind on your delivery route. Quit being in the chat and get back to work!
Steve: Quit Vidalling and get to delivering. I'm tired of rescuing your route at the end of my long shift.
Vidalling by TheBDMan August 21, 2022
A badass mutherfucker who won't take no shit from no one . You talk to a vidallons girl you are sure to get a genuine ass whooping .hes a cute man who cleans up nice when you give him a clean fade. Be sure to not provoke him ,you will surely have your gap punched for free .
A vidallon will surely pop you in the mouth
vidallon by Youngbull757 February 1, 2015

Vidaline 

She's level-minded, knows what she wants and does whatever she wants to- no matter what. She talks when she feels its necessary- don't confuse this for shyness. Once she's comfortable, its over! Vidaline is super funny but she doesn't take any nonsense-from anyone
That's such a Vidaline thing to do!
Vidaline by literallywhatever February 24, 2020
in the act of val. such as annoying, aggravating, hugging and attacking people. comes from the legend val.

"she valled me the other day."
"i was valling him the other day."
valling by Darla Anne January 17, 2008
A slang word for masturbating while playing the popular game Valorant.
"Srsly bro? I can't play League now, I'm valling!"
Valling by kaiserkurb February 28, 2022
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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