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in the act of val. such as annoying, aggravating, hugging and attacking people. comes from the legend val.

"she valled me the other day."
"i was valling him the other day."
valling by Darla Anne January 17, 2008
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A slang word for masturbating while playing the popular game Valorant.
"Srsly bro? I can't play League now, I'm valling!"
Valling by kaiserkurb February 28, 2022
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The act of masturbating while playing the popular tactical team shooter Valorant
"Bro not right now I'm valling"
Valling by kaiserkurb February 28, 2022
1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!
"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"
Valinga by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008

Jordan vallina 

Jordan vallina by An Gay Retard March 15, 2017
the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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