Victoria sponge

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

Victoria sponge by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

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Victoria sponge cake

When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.

Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect

Victoria sponge cake by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017

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Victoria Sponge Cake

A person who is cool and likes bow ties and has a good interest in cakes. They are usually blonde and can say no and laughing in a very funny way. They have good music taste and like caramel and don't like Dr Pepper.
They also think aye and na isn't English

Person 1:"Who is that cool person?"
Person 2: "It's Victoria Sponge Cake Of Course!"

Victoria Sponge Cake by Anna Banana. December 11, 2011

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Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

Victoria Sponging by angelas101 January 23, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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