1. He is not required to pay his mortgage, he has victimitis and did not know
what the word variable meant.
2. My victimitis and diabetes is flaring up, it is not my fault as I only had 1 two-liter of Sunkist, 2 breakfast
sandwiches from McDonalds and am finally down to 300 pounds.
3. It is not my fault that I was fired, I suffer from victimitis and only called in sick 23 days last year.
4. It is not my fault that I was forced to declare bankruptcy, on top of my victimitis I had to buy my wife some
gastric bypass surgery, a follow-up tummy tuck, and a $900 bicycle that I am to fat to ride.