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Notre dame des Victoires 

Notre Dames des Victoires, known as NDV because no one wants to say the whole thing, is a small catholic K-8 French school located in downtown San Francisco. Even though they go through people smoking weed and sleeping on the streets, they live in a bubble. They are the school in the awkward position because they are not in the independent school loop but aren’t in the catholic school loop either; therefore they don’t have any friends outside of school unless they play a sport. There is no such thing as party’s and play dates occur ontil 7th grade. Speaking to a person of the opposite gender is unheard of. There is a shit ton of stupid gossip even though there are only 30 people in one grade. People don’t date or hook up because your classmates are like your sisters and brothers. Everyone assumes your fluent in French but no graduate of ndv can speak a full sentence in French because the program sucks. Everyone thinks their rich because they haven’t met anyone but they all like in the inner Richmond or sunset. They don’t even know what a juul is or they think they’re going to die if they juul. When an NDV graduate goes to high school they either make friends or don’t, no in beteeen. NDV teaches religion in a way that makes most people want to convert. No one knows what or where the school if they didn’t go.
Oh wait if they went to Notre Dame des Vicotoires why are they popular

Is Notre Dame des Victoires that weird ass French school?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016