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vesuviass 

Having severe diarrhea with a large amount of gas that expels the near-liquid foamy fecal matter, much like the volcano that destroyed Pompeii.
"Dude, you've been in there a long time..."

"I'm going to be a while"

"It sounds like you broke the toilet"

"Yeah, carrots give me vesuviass"
vesuviass by IAMCORNHOLIO October 19, 2012
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Versuvian 

When either you or someone else experiences spontanious anger due to a continous pressure in your life.
Randomly stabbing someone because they said 'hello' too loudly in Versuvian anger
Versuvian by Seb the 2nd October 14, 2005
All those Paladins are vesuvan i could own them
Vesuvan by Devin February 5, 2005

Vesuviate 

When a person projectile vomits; much like a volcanic eruption, drawing its name from Mount Vesuvius.
Dude after drinking a lot of beer: "Man, I hope I don't vesuviate"

Dude the next day: "Man, I vesuviated everywhere last night"

Other people talking about the dude: "Man, that was some epic vesuviation last night"
Vesuviate by burke-lane September 10, 2010

Eruptus Vesuvanus 

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.
Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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