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verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated
Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.
verbal blowjob by gssmallie February 10, 2007

Verbal Blowjob

For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.

Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
Verbal Blowjob by GentlemanMiz July 19, 2012

VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) 

When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) by BLEAMA June 15, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026