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Velcro Crotch

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
by RueRueRue December 4, 2015
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