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An adjective normally used negatively to describe a person, place or thing that doesn't please you. This is in reference to enormous dick veins.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch So You Think You Can Dance last night?
Person 2: Dude, that show is so veiny!
veiny by bingy9 April 8, 2010
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A large, black dong, usually made of rubber, that has a very prominent dorsal vein.
She tried telling me she wasn't in the mood, but I caught her pounding her 'gin with the veiny in the bathtub.
veiny by JKP July 3, 2005
aka sexy

kind and best in the gang
girls fall for him ezz
dog:coco
OMG i wanna be Veiny
he is so Veiny
Veiny by ye so wat July 7, 2021

veiny triumphant bastard 

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

Veiny Blanket 

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.
He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.
Veiny Blanket by air vanilla November 19, 2010

Veiny Bastard 

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.
Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.
Veiny Bastard by The Digg February 27, 2008

Veiny Bangstick 

Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile.
Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick!
Veiny Bangstick by Sam September 3, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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