A term for people who claim that they'll never eat meat again but continue to eat meat anyways.
Have you seen the YouTube comments on this video showing how meat is made? One guy said he's never gonna eat meat again. I bet he was eating a chicken sandwich while watching it, fucking veganohypocrite.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.