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time allotted to utilize a vibrator in bed. A derivative of the phrase bedtime.
Her- "I told you not to send me a vibrator"
Him- "Just thought you could use it..."
Her- "yeah I guess I could use it in bed"
Him-"A little quality vedtime? It is getting late"
Vedtime by dummy83 February 14, 2012

vestimexprin 

To express oneself through clothes they wear and how they look usually the Goth and emo people do it but some normal people might
(To goth person ): dude your out fit is creepy and ugly

(Goth): well I use vestimexprin.
vestimexprin by The Shadow King October 18, 2015

Vestimentosimultanophobia

The fear of putting on a hoodie and t-shirt simultaneously.
“What are you doing?”
“Oh, I pulled of my hoodie and t-shirt together, so I’m putting them back on at the same time too, it’s easier!”
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!”
Bro, I think you might have Vestimentosimultanophobia…”

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026