Slang for the tragic condition that some men endure in which the penile gland is thicker and longer than average. Particularly noticable in the morning when wearing boxer underwear (see: "vedman tenting")

"Is that a banana in your pants or are you vedman?"

vedman by Scott Ash October 7, 2003

Related Words

Vebman • vemanga • vemana • veban • vedman • Velman • Velmanique • Veman • Vemani • verman

Vetman

A man who loves vets, That's very hip.

Guy 1: Woah, See that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a Vetman, See his car?

Guy 1: that's hip.

Vetman by Novalogics January 3, 2011

verman

An abnormally large bushy unibrow

Did you see that kid? Yeah his unibrow is a real verman

verman by Verman1237 May 8, 2018

Vemana

A very kind and loving Indian man who everyone adores and wants to be. It is a possibility that if you know someone named vemana you probably are very happy with yourself.

Ex.) Yeah im friends with a dude named vemana that is why I am so happy

Vemana by anonymous October 6, 2020

vemanga

Vemanga stands of the handsome guy with a large 24 inch cock who has the power absolutely demolishes arse no matter the sex.

That Vemanga guy absolutely demolished my arse

vemanga by Vema November 22, 2021

Vemanga

Vemanga stands for a strong handsome guy with a 24 inch cock. A guy that absolutely demolishes arse no matter the sex.

That vemanga guy absolutely demolished my arse.

Vemanga by Vema November 22, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026