Vatican II 

What started as a Catholic council became a Protestant takeover. It is upheld by vengeful Pharisees who foolishly claim not following this Protestantism is disobedience. Luther be proud of the results

Vatican II needs a subtitle such as "The Pharisees Strike Back".

Vatican II by The Truth Dammit! October 23, 2023

Vatican III 

The Catholic table at the Hillsdale College Snack Bar. The Third Vatican Council consists of, but is not limited to: the pretty girl, the goat, the pothead, and the nazi.

"And we thought Vatican II was bad... there's Vatican III."

"It's a good thing we have Vatican III... Squiggle!"

Vatican III by Galloway February 25, 2008

Vatican III 

A derogatory term for buttheads who steal intellectual property.

"Look Vatican III up on Wikipedia QUICK... I stole it from urban dictionary they may delete it. If they did then open the attachment in this email."

Vatican III by Galloway March 10, 2008

Vaticanian

1) noun. A native born citizen of the Vatican City State, conceived in lawful procreation, born within the Leonine Walls, and baptized in the Church of Sant' Anna. Usually fewer than half a dozen little native Vaticanians are born each year. 2) noun. A cardinal fleeing prosecution in his native country and now living in the Vatican with a view to avoiding extradition, e.g. Cardinal Bernard Law, formerly of Boston.

Did you see the baby Vaticanians being baptized in Sant' Anna? They were baptized by Cardinal Law, formerly of Boston, a true senior Vaticanian.

Vaticanian by Staf Coyote March 4, 2013

Vaticanize 

To conspire or conceal the sexuality of a person or group, in order to insulate a business or organization, from fault or liability due to their actions.

Some traditonally black churches vaticanize homosexuality among their clergy.

Vaticanize by Bogus1 October 4, 2010