Vaticanian

1) noun. A native born citizen of the Vatican City State, conceived in lawful procreation, born within the Leonine Walls, and baptized in the Church of Sant' Anna. Usually fewer than half a dozen little native Vaticanians are born each year. 2) noun. A cardinal fleeing prosecution in his native country and now living in the Vatican with a view to avoiding extradition, e.g. Cardinal Bernard Law, formerly of Boston.

Did you see the baby Vaticanians being baptized in Sant' Anna? They were baptized by Cardinal Law, formerly of Boston, a true senior Vaticanian.

Vaticanian by Staf Coyote March 4, 2013

Vaipanian

A philosophy of skepticism and pessimistic thinking in various situations

The Vaipanian weather forecast for this weekend is 1%, thus, all motorcycles should remain in the garage.

Vaipanian by HIVRSV October 20, 2014

Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.

Vatication by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013

Vaticanize 

To conspire or conceal the sexuality of a person or group, in order to insulate a business or organization, from fault or liability due to their actions.

Some traditonally black churches vaticanize homosexuality among their clergy.

Vaticanize by Bogus1 October 4, 2010