vaporing 

The act of inhaling and exhaling from an electronic cigarette. A better definition of vaporing through an electronic cigarette rather than "smoking". It would not make any sense if someone said they were smoking an electronic cigarette as they generate water vapor.

I was vaporing outside the bar to avoid annoying the hell out of the drunkards and bouncers with the fog getting in their way.

"John: I feel like meh. I don't feel like smoking either. Especially when I quit. I would smoke if it didn't have the harmful substances.

Tom:Really? I'll be vaporing my e-cig and you can sit here contemplating the usual.

John:Hey! Can I try it? Finally something better than those cancer sticks!"

vaporing by ThatGuyYouWillneverKnow November 20, 2011

Valoring 

Val·or·ing /ˈvaləring/ v. A term used on Xbox Live describing great failure at the game Halo Reach

Man, that team was straight Valoring, we beat them 50-4

Valoring by groundfork July 13, 2011

vaporina 

A vaporina is either an over perfumed drag queen or a smelly/skanky homosexual.

"Oh my godddd, you are such a vaporina"
"Steve, It's not my fault.. my parents kicked me out, and I am so trying to find a shower.."
"Well, let me announce that you smell like a flamming hoggie shop."

vaporina by Edward and Stephanie December 6, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012