Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

Vanilla Slide by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

Vanilla Slide by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Vanilla Slip and Slide

A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".

As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.

Vanilla Slip and Slide by Direes Lashawn March 9, 2009

Flip side Vanilla 

When a man is having sex with a woman and Cums on her face, The woman then proceeds to collect the semen and rub it back in his face.

Man: Oh, I gotta Cum, LICK IT!
Woman: Please, If you do imma Flip Side Vanilla you!

Flip side Vanilla by Nerdy Nerd 123454321 November 7, 2012

Dark side of vanilla 

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

Dark side of vanilla by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024