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Vandersex 

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
Vandersex by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021

vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008

VanPersie 

1)Hey you're lucky I VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
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2) Dude, you would've been in deep trouble had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
VanPersie by wondergunner November 20, 2011

vandersex 

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
vandersex by EROC July 19, 2004

Vanderslut 

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.
1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.
Vanderslut by The Floor December 9, 2008

Vengersammy 

If you are reading this, then most likely you are a Vengersammy and you already know, in detail, about your greatness. But if you aren't a Vengersammy, then please, do continue. Vengersammy's come very few and far between but if you are ever graced with one of their presence TREASURE THE MOMENT!
"I met a Vengersammy today and I have been smiling ever since!"

"I do believe that Vengersammy's are so rare, that they all know each."
"Yes, of course, they are all related. What an incredible family of people!"

"The patriarch, Big Mack, was one of the greatest men to ever trot this earth."

"My personal favorite Vengersammy is Jason. He is simply flawless!"
"You feel that way too? Jason's charm is too good for words!!!"
Vengersammy by JiggyJ April 16, 2010