Van Damage

To wreck havoc upon evil-doers Jean Claude Van Dam style.

You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!

by Bruce Lee Majors May 16, 2006

Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!

Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.

by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005

van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 7, 2003

Van Damage

from Danielle Van Dam who was a little girl savagely raped and murdered. To cause a serious amount of damage to something or someone. To destroy something. To cause willing destruction for the sake of the fun of it.

Let's do some Van Damage!

by VerucaKrueger April 9, 2004

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Van Dammage

To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.

Dude did you see Jim just roundhouse that nun in the face for coughing near him?

Yea mate, proper Van Dammage!

by jimstallone April 17, 2009

Vandamage

The response given when someone drops a Van Dam line unintentionally.

Top Brick: I don't get why did they try to hurt me in my black silk underware.
Bottom Brick: Thats vandamage

by Pheats February 14, 2006