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vampire kiss 

When making out, biting and or sucking while kissing the neck.

Also a book written by Ellen Schreiber.
Raven gave Alexander a hug and a Vampire Kiss from behind.
vampire kiss by Bryonny September 5, 2008

vampire kiss 

kind of like a french kiss, but you bite each other's tounge and exchange blood.
I was makeing out with this guy when all of the sudden he gave me a vampire kiss.
vampire kiss by mimi May 13, 2005

vampire kiss 

Lots of people think that a vampire kiss is just kissing and biting the neck, it's not. It can either be:

1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.

2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.

3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.
Guy 1: "I gave my girlfriend a vampire kiss last night"

Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"
vampire kiss by Blooddiamond21 September 8, 2007

Vampire kiss 

When you suck the blood out of a girls vagina whilst she's on her period and press down on her neck while releasing all the blood
She was on her period so I thought I'd give her a vampire kiss

Vampire Kiss 

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.
After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.
Vampire Kiss by ry-mo May 13, 2010

Vampire Kiss 

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.
When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
Vampire Kiss by RedneckViking September 28, 2021
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