Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 07, 2021

Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.

I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2018