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Pinicius Jr.

A glorified brazilian Dele Alli who can do nothing but score tapins and run fast. 30-year old Neymar benches him in the Brazilian national team.

-Did you see Pinicius Jr.'s tapin last night?
-Yeah, and he went to dance in front of the fans. He thinks he's Ronaldinho

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An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket

Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist

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