Pinicius Jr.

A glorified brazilian Dele Alli who can do nothing but score tapins and run fast. 30-year old Neymar benches him in the Brazilian national team.
-Did you see Pinicius Jr.'s tapin last night?
-Yeah, and he went to dance in front of the fans. He thinks he's Ronaldinho
by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022
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Valverdog

An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket
Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist
by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022
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